Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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