I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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