Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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