i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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