Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
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