At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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