Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Randomize
