she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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