UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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