windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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