let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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