He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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