I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Randomize
