Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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