There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Randomize
