You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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