STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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