It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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