i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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