So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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