Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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