he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
please come you make the beer taste better
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
