I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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