All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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