You really coming over, don't trick.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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