there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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