no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
These tits shall not be calmed
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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