whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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