Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Panties = found
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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