Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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