Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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