just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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