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alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize