The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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