went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
It's shark week go big or go home
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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