Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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