So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
