Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
i jhust puked up my retainher.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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