every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
how do flat chested girls get laid?
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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