Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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