I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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