You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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