I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
he just fucked me for my cheese.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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