when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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