Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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