haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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