I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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