my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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