I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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