ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Green mimosas i think yes
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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