There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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