i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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