the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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