Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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