I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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