Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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