That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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