What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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